In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! πΊπ₯πΉ Related funny posts π€ I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer. Being bi means you say both yay and bruh. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. Once this pandemic ends, Iβm legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.