In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! πΊπ₯πΉ Related funny posts π€ I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge. The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel. Being bi means you say both yay and bruh. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. Once this pandemic ends, Iβm legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.