Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNinety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream. Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply. Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.