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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.