One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! ๐คฃ๐ซ๐ฎโ๐จ #Bra-dventures" Related funny posts ๐ค Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. Sorry, canโt. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. Thereโs no coming back from that. Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra. I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now. I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.