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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bra, embarrassment, got, high, humor, humor story, i, intoxication, misunderstanding, shot, situation, social, social situation, story, thought, time on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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