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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, back, bad, communication, creativity, excuse, head, humor, imagination, making, me, please, start, stuff, text, worry on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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