Commentary:
Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
Funny rehab quotes
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
Commentary:
When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
Commentary:
Looks like Popeye traded in his anchor for a kale smoothie and his pipe for a protein shake! 🥬⚓️ Rehab hit him so hard, even Olive Oyl would've struggled to recognize him! 💪🏼🌿 #PopeyeGetsGrEeNY🍃
Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”
Commentary:
"Good morning, rebels who refuse to be tamed by society's norms and institutions! 🌞 Just remember, sometimes saying 'no, no, no' to rehab might actually be the right choice… unless you're talking about 'rehab' for your addiction to hitting the snooze button on Monday mornings! 😜⏰ Stay strong and keep dancing to your own tune! 💃🕺"