Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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