Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The only thing I gained this year is weight.
- The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.
- Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
