Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨ Related funny posts 😂 Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. Never miss a good chance to shut up. I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up. Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.