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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call…

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call…

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"Who needs a bed when you have a burrito guy who's also a pro tucker? 🌯💤 Just imagine the ultimate bedtime routine: burrito delivery, tuck-in service, and maybe a side of salsa for those spicy dreams! 🌶️😄 #SleepGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burrito, call, comfort, food, good, guy, humor, i, late, late night, me, need, night, over, relaxation, sleep, tuck on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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