Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you’ve got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals

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