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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.