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Who knew the Pink Panther was just out here living his best life and causing mayhem instead of solving crimes? 🕵️♂️✨😹
Funny bother quotes
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.
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Why earn while you work when you can thrive through chaotic calls? 📞😅 #WorkFromHomeAntihero
Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.
Commentary:
"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"
Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷♂️ Just remember, if you're not bothering anyone, you're probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony"
New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”
Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.
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When someone tries to rain on your parade, just remember they're on the express train to Hades and don't have time for your sunshine! 🌞🚂🔥