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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.