The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨" Related funny posts 🤝 I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting. Normalize booing in the workplace. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.