Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot o… Commentary:My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert. Related Funny Posts 🤝 Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside. I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit. Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”