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Funny floor cleaning quotes

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

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