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Humorous text about middle age, referencing a famous movie line turned orthopedic joke.

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Commentary:
Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, aging, aging humor, comedy, culture, gone, humor, i, middle, middle age, movie, movie quote, orthopedist, pop, pop culture, something, tell, watermelon, welcome on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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