When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad Iβm also not going to eat. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I love a well-stocked fridge full of optimism and expired dreams! ππ₯π Related funny posts π€ My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people. If youβre not happy single you wonβt be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.