When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb. Commentary:Guess I'm officially in the "long as you happy" club now! 🤔😂🧓✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.” If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave. I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people. People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!