When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm officially in the "long as you happy" club now! 🤔😂🧓✨ Related funny posts 😂 Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist. Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.