Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old. Posted onApr 1, 2026
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old. Posted onMar 31, 2026
I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties. Posted onMar 31, 2026
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Posted onMar 29, 2026