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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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