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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Just landed via X:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I am thick and tired.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Going viral on Threads:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

2 months ago

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

2 months ago

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

3 months ago

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

2 months ago

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

2 months ago

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

6 months ago

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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14 shares on Telegram this month:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

71 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

16 shares on X this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

40 shares on X this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Just shared via Slack:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Going bananas on Discord:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Spotted on X:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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