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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.