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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me l…

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me l…

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🐱😹 "When I rise from my slumber, my feline companion also rises with a look of blatant accusation, as if to say 'How dare you disturb our synchronized snooze schedule, human!' It's like we're part of the world's grumpiest early morning duo – 'The Wake-Up Whiskers'! 😼🎤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, blame, cat, cat behavior, fault, humor, i, me, morning, morning routine, pet, pet humor, routine, together, too, wake, wake up, whenever on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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