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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.