Commentary:
I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
Funny reality TV quotes
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.
Commentary:
"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"
Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.
Commentary:
"Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"
Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?
Commentary:
"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷♂️💅"
Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"