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Witty quote about prioritizing wine over risking money, playful and humorous in tone.

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Commentary:
Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beverage, drinking, humor, i, joke, money, mouth, pun, put, sarcasm, where, why, wine on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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