Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.
  • Don’t study, get slutty!
  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
  • Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
  • Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.