You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.