You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Commentary:
"Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"