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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.