Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.