Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"