Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?