Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

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