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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.