My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.