Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"

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