Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppInstead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?
