A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. Theyβve quieted down. Thereβs a third bird. I think he may be their therapist. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! π¦π¦π Related funny posts π€ Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog. Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.