Commentary:
Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂
Funny amusing quotes
When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.
Commentary:
Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
Commentary:
That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
Commentary:
When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
I got so lost there for a minute (several years).
Commentary:
"Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"
It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?
Commentary:
"Guess we've just turned therapy into a blockbuster event! 🍿😂 #PopcornTherapy"
When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.
Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"
My favorite hobby is withering away.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"
Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.
Commentary:
Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎