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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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