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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful quote about avoiding workplace toilet disasters with humorous exaggeration.
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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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