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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Humorous quote about a man jokingly spoiling the Bible's ending for a fish lover.

Commentary:
Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‡ Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“– Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote ๐Ÿ“บ, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks


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