At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨ Related funny posts 🤝 The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. How do I un-know people? I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.