Commentary:
When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
Funny emotional pain quotes
Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
Commentary:
Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
Commentary:
I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.
Commentary:
Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"