Being depressed is so embarrassing. Itβs like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! π π #MasterOfPessimism Related funny posts π€ I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet. I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. When you say βYouβre going to hate me for this,β youβre making a very large assumption that I donβt hate you already. If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there. I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.