Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣 Related funny posts 😂 The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue. Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”