Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue. I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive. What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles? I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.