Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.