Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂." Related funny posts 😂 The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot. First responders? You mean reply guys? Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.