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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.