Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰 Related funny posts 🤝 How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles? Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off. The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.