Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you. Commentary:"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle. Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat. Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
