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(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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