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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

May 25, 2026

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

May 24, 2026

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

May 24, 2026

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

May 24, 2026

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

May 23, 2026

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

May 23, 2026

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

May 20, 2026

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Apr 1, 2026