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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Feb 2, 2026

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Feb 2, 2026

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Feb 2, 2026

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Feb 2, 2026

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Feb 2, 2026

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Feb 2, 2026

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Feb 2, 2026

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Feb 2, 2026

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Feb 2, 2026

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Feb 2, 2026

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Feb 2, 2026

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Feb 2, 2026

Living la vida taco!

Feb 2, 2026

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Feb 2, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Feb 2, 2026

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Feb 2, 2026

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Feb 2, 2026

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Feb 2, 2026

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Feb 2, 2026

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Feb 2, 2026

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Feb 2, 2026

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Feb 2, 2026

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Feb 2, 2026

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Feb 2, 2026

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Feb 2, 2026

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Feb 2, 2026

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Feb 2, 2026

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Feb 2, 2026

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Feb 2, 2026

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Feb 2, 2026

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Feb 2, 2026

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Feb 2, 2026

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Feb 2, 2026

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Feb 2, 2026

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Feb 2, 2026

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Feb 2, 2026

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Feb 1, 2026

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Feb 1, 2026

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Feb 1, 2026

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Feb 1, 2026