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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
956 Funny food quotes
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.
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Can't wait for the episodes on 'digestive drama' and 'McMysteries' 🍔🎙️🪱
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.
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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.
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Domino's trying to sell pizza in Italy is like bringing sand to the beach 😂🍕🇮🇹
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.
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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?
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When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter 🍞😄🥖