Commentary:
Sure, coming right up with a side of extra politeness fries! 🍔🧀😄
956 Funny food quotes
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
Commentary:
Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
Commentary:
When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.
Commentary:
Potatoes: the root of all joy and the spudtacular cure for sadness! 🥔😂
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
Commentary:
Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
Commentary:
When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
Commentary:
Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
Commentary:
That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
Commentary:
When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂