945 funny food quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

May 30, 2026

If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.

May 29, 2026

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

May 29, 2026

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

May 29, 2026

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

May 29, 2026

Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

May 29, 2026

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

May 29, 2026

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

May 29, 2026

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

May 29, 2026

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

May 29, 2026

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

May 29, 2026

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

May 29, 2026

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

May 29, 2026

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

May 29, 2026

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

May 29, 2026

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

May 29, 2026

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

May 29, 2026

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

May 29, 2026

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

May 29, 2026

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

May 29, 2026

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

May 29, 2026

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

May 29, 2026

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

May 29, 2026

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

May 29, 2026

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

May 29, 2026

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

May 29, 2026

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

May 29, 2026

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

May 29, 2026

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

May 29, 2026

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

May 29, 2026

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

May 29, 2026

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

May 29, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

May 29, 2026

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

May 29, 2026

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

May 29, 2026

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

May 29, 2026

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

May 29, 2026

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

May 29, 2026

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

May 29, 2026